As my band was recording our first EP, two other member s asked me to fetch another monitor. Laughing, they added that I should be on the lookout for “Luremus”, a norwegian term which refers to a woman who, contrary to the signals she sends out, will not put out. Directly translated into, as the title suggests, “fake vagina”.
This video recreates my response as I entered the room.

What the #### this *thing* was doing there remains a mystery.

Author: oyeman
Keywords: fake vagina luremus shock mystery 1880
Added: December 31, 2007